I Really Like Beethoven

(I got a bunch of new CD's from Goodwill, as I often do, and I showed them to Josh.)

[Jordan sets stack of CD's on table]
Jordan: I got these at Goodwill.
Josh: Dang!
Jordan: It's not as "dang" as you think.
Josh: Cool - Stellar Kart. Ew, Beethoven, Bach--gross.
Jordan (in a mocking tone): Millions of people like these guys, but I don't. Get me Katy Perry; I want to listen to Usher. (resume normal tone) These guys were insane creators of music.
Josh: Well, they didn't create music.
Jordan: Yeah, they did.
Josh: They didn't really create music--I mean, people before them did. But they did make some of the best  music ever.
Jordan: By "create" I meant they made music, not invented it.
Josh: Oh, yeah -- that's what I meant.
Jordan: These guys make babies smarter.
Josh (laughing): I thought you were gonna say, "These guys make babies."
Jordan (also laughing): Beethoven makes me horny.
[pause in dialogue for fits of laughter]
Jordan: I wish this wasn't so inappropriate, because I want to put it on facebook.
Josh: Ha ha. Yeah.
Jordan: I kind of want to anyway.