Hot

(After watching a lot of Red Vs. Blue late at night...)

Jordan: Just one more.
Josh: No.
Jordan: Just one.
Josh: Noooo.
Josh: Man, this computer is hot.
Jordan: Your face is hot.
Josh: Your mom is hot.

Call of What?

(Josh has been playing Call of Duty: Black Ops for a while while recording gameplay for a montage. We've already discussed how montages are basically when the player isn't sucking, and how they sacrifice actualy performance for cool stunts.)

Jordan: You could almost make a YouTube channel to spoof video game montages, like fail montages. Or you could make montages called "What You Actually Do in Video Games the Majority of the Time."
Josh: Yeah, you could.
Jordan: You'd shorten the titles, of course. And you could do that for a bunch of different games. Like you could do Call of Doodoo--
[Fits of laughter]
Josh: That's hilarious.
[More fits of laughter]
Jordan: I don't know what's funnier - that I accidentally said "doodoo" or that we're laughing at it.
[Even more fits of laughter]
Jordan: Besides it's already called Call of Duty. (Doody.)